Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? policies are about as real as the subjects they cover. In other words, while the policy has been professionally written by an insurance underwriter, it’s not legally binding.
In the unfortunate event of a zombie apocalypse, we regret to inform you that we’ll be unable to return your calls, as we’ll have retreated to a remote island and will probably be cannibalising our least favourite intern. Your zombie art will still look lovely on your wall, but might we suggest a chainsaw as a better precautionary measure?

WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? policies are about as real as the subjects they cover. In other words, while the policy has been professionally written by an insurance underwriter, it’s not legally binding.
In the unfortunate event of a zombie apocalypse, we regret to inform you that we’ll be unable to return your calls, as we’ll have retreated to a remote island and will probably be cannibalising our least favourite intern. Your zombie art will still look lovely on your wall, but might we suggest a chainsaw as a better precautionary measure?

The zombie insurance policy covers various damages to your person and/or property, directly or indirectly caused by the living dead. We retain the right to refuse claims if you deserved it/we’ve been turned into zombies ourselves/the world has ended.
We hope you understand.

The zombie insurance policy covers various damages to your person and/or property, directly or indirectly caused by the living dead. We retain the right to refuse claims if you deserved it/we’ve been turned into zombies ourselves/the world has ended.
We hope you understand.

Absolutely! Our zombie merchandise makes a great gift for fans of the genre. Once you’ve decided which design your friend/loved one/partner in the Sheriff’s department whose wife you slept with when you thought he was dead would prefer, just enter their name in the “Personalised Name” box on our product page.
Disclaimer: we take no responsibility for damage to your personal/professional relationships caused by you spelling the recipient’s name incorrectly.

Absolutely! Our zombie merchandise makes a great gift for fans of the genre. Once you’ve decided which design your friend/loved one/partner in the Sheriff’s department whose wife you slept with when you thought he was dead would prefer, just enter their name in the “Personalised Name” box on our Get Covered page.
Disclaimer: we take no responsibility for damage to your personal/professional relationships caused by you spelling the recipient’s name incorrectly.

I’m sorry Sir/Madam; the policy clearly states you must purchase insurance before a zombie bite.

I’m sorry Sir/Madam; the policy clearly states you must purchase insurance before a zombie bite.

Every framed policy is handmade to order in the UK by guild recognised framers. We strive to dispatch all orders within 5 working days. Once shipped, delivery time is dependent on your location. (Please see our 'Delivery Details' page for more info.)

Every framed policy is handmade to order in the UK by guild recognised framers. We strive to dispatch all orders within 5 working days. Once shipped, delivery time is dependent on your location. (Please see our Delivery Details page for more info.)

Working out how much wall space you need? Nice. We knew you were a planner; that’s how you got here. Our Gloss frame measures 645mm x 450 mm, while our Swoop frame is slightly bigger, at 660 mm x 465 mm. Prefer a slimmer, smaller look? Both our Acrylic and Aluminium Prints are notably smaller sitting at 457mm x 305mm (Please note: all sizes are approximate.)

Working out how much wall space you need? Nice. We knew you were a planner; that’s how you got here. Our Gloss frame measures 645mm x 450 mm, while our Swoop frame is slightly bigger, at 660 mm x 465 mm. Prefer a slimmer, smaller look? Both our Acrylic and Aluminium Prints are notably smaller sitting at 457mm x 305mm (Please note: all sizes are approximate.)

Of course. During Checkout, we calculate shipping costs based on your location. We'd hate for our overseas customers to feel left out so we’re always looking at ways to reduce shipping costs and speed up delivery time for all of our international customers.
Please note: products shipped to addresses outside the UK may be subject to import duties and taxes (including VAT) upon arrival in your country. Read the small print on our 'T&Cs' and 'Delivery Details' pages.

Of course. During Checkout, we calculate shipping costs based on your location. We'd hate for our overseas customers to feel left out so we’re always looking at ways to reduce shipping costs and speed up delivery time for all of our international customers.
Please note: products shipped to addresses outside the UK may be subject to import duties and taxes (including VAT) upon arrival in your country. Read the small print on our T&Cs and Delivery Details pages.

We love a zombie film with subtitles, but sometimes things can get lost in translation.
It’s much the same with insurance policies. We tried putting ours through Google translate in various languages and ended up with a recipe for Clam Chowder.
For now, all Policies are written in English, but translating them is something we’re looking into once we’re sure we won’t accidentally summon an ancient demon.

We love a zombie film with subtitles, but sometimes things can get lost in translation.
It’s much the same with insurance policies. We tried putting ours through Google translate in various languages and ended up with a recipe for Clam Chowder.
For now, all Policies are written in English, but translating them is something we’re looking into once we’re sure we won’t accidentally summon an ancient demon.

We feel your pain; decisions are hard! Crossbow or cricket bat? Barricade yourself inside, or head for the hills? Unfortunately, it’s one certificate per policy. Our contrasting designs would make a great pair, though, so if you’re struggling to choose, why not order one of each? We’ll make sure you get two consecutive edition numbers!

We feel your pain; decisions are hard! Crossbow or cricket bat? Barricade yourself inside, or head for the hills? Unfortunately, it’s one certificate per policy. Our contrasting designs would make a great pair, though, so if you’re struggling to choose, why not order one of each? We’ll make sure you get two consecutive edition numbers!

If you’re asking why the movie House of the Dead exists, then sorry, we don’t know either.
For any other queries not covered in the FAQ or the rest of the site, then feel free to contact us at hi@whataretheoddsinsurance.com or directly via our 'Contact Page'.

If you’re asking why the movie House of the Dead exists, then sorry, we don’t know either.
For any other queries not covered in the FAQ or the rest of the site, then feel free to contact us at hi@whataretheoddsinsurance.com or directly via our Contact Page.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter. 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? policies are about as real as the subjects they cover. In other words, while the policy has been professionally written by an insurance underwriter, it’s not legally binding. In the unfortunate event of a zombie apocalypse, we regret to inform you that we’ll be unable to return your calls, as we’ll have retreated to a remote island and will probably be cannibalising our least favourite intern. Your zombie art will still look lovely on your wall, but might we suggest a chainsaw as a better precautionary measure? 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

The zombie insurance policy covers various damages to your person and/or property, directly or indirectly caused by the living dead. We retain the right to refuse claims if you deserved it/we’ve been turned into zombies ourselves/the world has ended.
We hope you understand. 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Absolutely! Our zombie merchandise makes a great gift for fans of the genre. Once you’ve decided which design your friend/loved one/partner in the Sheriff’s department whose wife you slept with when you thought he was dead would prefer, just enter their name in the “Personalised Name” box on our Product page. Disclaimer: we take no responsibility for damage to your personal/professional relationships caused by you spelling the recipient’s name incorrectly. 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

I’m sorry Sir/Madam; the policy clearly states you must purchase insurance before a zombie bite. 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Every framed policy is handmade to order in the UK by guild recognised framers. We strive to dispatch all orders within 5 working days. Once shipped, delivery time is dependent on your location. (Please see our Delivery Details page for more info.) 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Working out how much wall space you need? Nice. We knew you were a planner; that’s how you got here. Our Gloss frame measures 645mm x 450 mm, while our Swoop frame is slightly bigger, at 660 mm x 465 mm. Prefer a slimmer, smaller look? Both our Acrylic and Aluminium Prints are notably smaller sitting at 457mm x 305mm (Please note: all sizes are approximate.) 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Of course. During Checkout, we calculate shipping costs based on your location. We'd hate for our overseas customers to feel left out so we’re always looking at ways to reduce shipping costs and speed up delivery time for all of our international customers.
Please note: products shipped to addresses outside the UK may be subject to import duties and taxes (including VAT) upon arrival in your country. Read the small print on our 'T&Cs' and 'Delivery Details' pages. 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

We love a zombie film with subtitles, but sometimes things can get lost in translation.
It’s much the same with insurance policies. We tried putting ours through Google translate in various languages and ended up with a recipe for Clam Chowder.
For now, all Policies are written in English, but translating them is something we’re looking into once we’re sure we won’t accidentally summon an ancient demon.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

We feel your pain; decisions are hard! Crossbow or cricket bat? Barricade yourself inside, or head for the hills? Unfortunately, it’s one certificate per policy. Our contrasting designs would make a great pair, though, so if you’re struggling to choose, why not order one of each? We’ll make sure you get two consecutive edition numbers! 

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

Yeah, it’s awesome, and we like your style – it’s smart to protect yourself from zombies, but who knows what other apocalyptic scenarios are on the horizon? We have some exciting new policies planned for the discerning survivor, but strictly speaking it’s confidential. Keep up to date with the latest news on our Socials, and be the first to know by signing up to the Newsletter.

If you’re asking why the movie House of the Dead exists, then sorry, we don’t know either.
For any other queries not covered in the FAQ or the rest of the site, then feel free to contact us at hi@whataretheoddsinsurance.com or directly via our 'Contact Page'.