WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?
Zombie Insurance (U.S. Aluminum Panel)
WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? Aluminum panel zombie insurance is a U.S. Exclusive product for zombie merchandise enthusiasts across the pond.
When the zombie apocalypse hits, it’s hard to put Nationalistic pride aside. Cricket bat vs baseball bat? Dawn of the Dead or Shaun of the Dead? They’re real toughies, but one easy decision is grabbing this awesome zombie art and getting covered in case of calamity.
Being insured never looked so good. Our professionally written zombie insurance policy is accompanied by artwork from talented graphic artists BossLogic (BOSS) and Orlando Arocena (MEXI). Choose from two certificate designs and four finishes, expertly printed on aluminum panels that showcase your showstopping zombie art with outstanding image clarity and color vibrancy.
Our lightweight, durable, and eco-friendly aluminum panels are made from a ChromaLuxe® metal substrate that offers exceptional detail and resolution. Fade, scratch, and water-resistant construction ensures your zombie insurance will outlast the apocalypse – essential if you want to make a claim for loss of life or limb.*
If there’s one thing worse than reanimated corpses roaming the streets, it’s international shipping fees. That’s why we’re offering our American friends quality zombie art made in the good old US of A.
Decided on a design and a finish? Enter your name in the box above, exactly how you want it to appear on your certificate. We’ll have your zombie insurance policy and artwork sent out to you on the back of a majestic bald eagle.
*We retain the right to refuse claims if we’ve been eaten by/turned into zombies ourselves.
- U.S. exclusive variant – goodbye international shipping fees.
- Fade, scratch, water, UV, and fire-resistant. Rust proof. In other words, it will survive the apocalypse, even if you don’t.
- Color is infused directly onto the panel via dye sublimation, giving outstanding image clarity and high resolution.
- Made from recycled material and 100% recyclable. You might not save the planet from the infected, but you can save it from waste.
- Choose from four finishes: High Gloss, Smooth Satin, Sheer Gloss, Sheer Matte.
- Professionally written WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? zombie insurance policy for hypothetical protection and legitimate amusement.
- Choice of two certificate designs by Boss and Mexi. (Or buy one of each! You won’t be twice as covered, but you’ll be twice as cool. That's science.)
- Super thin, lightweight design for easy transport and display.
- Hidden subframe hanging system floats your zombie art 15 mm from the wall.
Size: 12 x 18 inches (457mm x 305mm) Please note: all measurements are approximate.