WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?
Zombie Insurance (ALUMINIUM DIBOND)
WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? Aluminium Dibond zombie insurance offers a stylish yet affordable option for fans of the genre, zombie merchandise enthusiasts, and those with a smart head on those shoulders. (For now.)
This product offers blockbuster quality at a b-movie price tag. Preparing for the zombie apocalypse shouldn’t cost an arm and a leg…but if you are separated from your favourite limb, we’ve got you covered. (We may ask for proof, though.)
That’s where our professionally written zombie insurance policy comes in, ensuring you get adequate treatment and/or compensation for any zombie-induced trauma – both physical and mental – sustained while fighting and/or fleeing the undead horde.
Right alongside is your choice of certificate, with awesome options from talented graphic artists BossLogic (BOSS) and Orlando Arocena (MEXI). Fine art inks and a Giclée printing method do your zombie art justice, with increased saturation and luminosity for a stunning finish.
Like a morally grey antihero with a dark past, Dibond has a lot of layers. This composite material gives off a modern, contemporary feel, with a black polyethene core sandwiched between white aluminium sheets.
It’s water-resistant, fade-resistant, and UV resistant, ensuring your zombie insurance stays in pristine condition for years to come. Who could resist?
Once you’ve decided on your design, simply enter your name in the box above, exactly as you’d like it to appear on your certificate.
It’s time to get your geek on!
- Lightweight, strong and durable option that won’t break the bank. (It won’t break, either.)
- Composite construction with black polyethene core between thin sheets of aluminium.
- Matte finish for understated style. Let your zombie art do the talking.
- Water, fade & UV light resistant, ensuring it keeps its quality for years to come.
- Hidden subframe hanging system floats your zombie art 15 mm from the wall.
- Professionally written WHAT ARE THE ODDS!? zombie insurance policy for hypothetical protection and legitimate amusement.
- Choose from two certificate designs by Boss and Mexi. (Or buy one of each! You won’t be twice as covered, but you’ll be twice as cool. That’s science.)
Size: 12 x 18 inches (457mm x 305mm) Please note: all measurements are approximate.